Current JoyPoll results for 1355 entries:
In light of recent events regarding iPod trademark issues, do you think the
Green Giant was justified in squishing Steve Jobs and his lawyers?
No, squishing is more of a Godzilla thing, ... poor Bambi, never had a chance.
70
5%
He should have just squished the lawyers, ... but trademark problems are like ticks, you have to get the head!
393
29%
Yes, the Green Giant was justified, especially since Apple is being such an ass over "iPod" and "podcast" trademarks, ... he's just upset he lost apple to Apple.
273
20%
The Green Giant was justified, but should also have boiled the meat off their crushed bones, ... I thought the Green Giant is a vegetarian!
32
2%
Squishing is good, and boiling the meat off their bones too, but if he fed their crushed bones and boiled meat to a pod of Orcas, that would be even better, ... well OK, just so long as they are Transient Orcas.
225
16%
Mmmmmm... peas!, ... now do you really like peas, or are you just afraid Apple is going to step on you?
222
16%
You are so gonna get sued by the Green Giant's people!
140
10%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and peas porridge in the pot, nine days old!
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