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Current JoyPoll results for 1211 entries:
Why is this guy so concerned about his picture showing up everywhere?
He's obviously some kind of criminal, ... with that piece of paper, more likely a lawyer. |
76 |
6% |
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He's worried about what other people will think of him in that ugly yellowish shirt, ... it used to be white, but then he put it in the washing machine with a jar of Poupon mustard. |
142 |
11% |
|
Once burned, twice shy... he likes to be in control of his own image, ... his high school graduation class voted him as "most likely to appear drunk on facebook". |
235 |
19% |
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It was just a joke. He knew we were going to do a comic about this group picture, and he thought he'd make it funnier, ... that's too bad, because we were going to have that girl's top fall off. Oh well. |
101 |
8% |
|
He's actually Clark Kent, and doesn't want his face compared with Superman's, ... Kryptonians with secret identities hate Photoshop. |
85 |
7% |
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He's Clark Kent, and he saw what happened to Superman after someone took his picture, ... damn you Jimmy Olsen! |
365 |
30% |
|
Can I have a piece of cake? |
207 |
17% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the eye in the sky.
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